According to Abby

Perhaps you haven't met...this is Grampa Rob. His hobbies include sitting on his pink plastic couch and petting his horse that actually whinnies when you push on its head.

This paper sculpture was recently bestowed on me with great pomp and fanfare. After offering the appropriate accolades and "ooo"s, I ventured several guesses as to what it is...nope, wrong, no, nope again---"Moooom, it's a tummy ache!"